Apparently, Everyone Everywhere are dicks. Except for Matt. My friend Eric says Matt is cool.
Matt IS cool!
I like to wear hospital socks around the house. They’re cozy and the chances of me slipping are slim to none.
In case you’re wondering… No, I’m not deathly sick, in and out of hospitals. I have a drug mule that smuggles them out of the hospital supply rooms for me. A sock mule, if you will.
And in case your wondering about that… Yes, her asshole is huge and spacious.
Absolutely gaping.
“CVS serves hard alcohol.” JULIE! It got about 4 Grace Faces!
Just another one of the very many reasons I can’t wait to move to LA with HRH!!!! There will be nothing better than picking up my mascara and my gin in the same place.
Join us for the Acceptance Speech Drinking Game. Hollywood won’t be the only ones celebrating with one too many during the 2012 Golden Globes. NotNadia and ImWithKanye have created a drinking game and invite you to get your Paz de la Huerta on this Sunday evening.
There are 14 drinking rules for the 26 awards being handed out - so it should be a fun night!
Each commercial break we’ll post the latest tally of drinks as well as highlights throughout the evening. We’ll also be live-tweeting the fun and ask that you join us on Twitter to help keep track of all the rules. Use the hashtag: #SpeechDrinking or follow us at @NotNadia and @sllambe.
In the meantime, check out ImWithKanye’s favorite Golden Globes moments. And be sure to tune in to NBC at 8PM (EST)/5PM (PST) and E! for red carpet coverage at 5 PM (EST)/2 PM (PST).
Get the drinking rules here. Please feel free to reblog and share!
We are so doing this HRH!